ere are today's limericks:
shock-a-doo-bop a diddily wizzy
rippin' it up, his solo was busy
movin' fingers in flicks
and layin' out licks
here comes the wrath of Dizzy
had a few beers, maybe two or three
bottom of bottle I now can see
The labels I'll peel
before I break the seal
now I have to take a mother F___in' piss, man!
after plate and plate of old kosher meat
unleavened bread could well be a treat
for a passover meal
head to Goldmanstein's grill
the buffet is all Jew can eat
-jesse matthews, poet laureate of limerick week.
writing a limerick was fun,
but i could only think of one.
now my mind has gone blank,
like an empty fish tank------
-the fabolous laura brown
and i suppose thats it for today.
tomorrow, i repeat tomorrow, is the last day for limericks.
send me some.
on another note, i lost my job on saturday and awoke this morning to find over two hundred dollars in overdraft fees from wells fargo. my over drawn purchase? $5.32.
so, now my last paycheck, which was already spent on bills, is now going to the bank. i literally have less than no money until the first paycheck of my next job (which i still haven't found).
just thought i'd share the happy news.
7:58 a.m. - 2007-03-22
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