another limerick week has passed.
i think this was a good one.
thanks to everyone who contributed.
i'll still post any late-comers.
here are todays:
A young man from Carlsbad, New Mex.,
Met a person of opposite sex.
She seemed his ideal,
But he broke off the deal
For she couldn�t stop calling him �Tex.�
-NN
I once had a greasy eatery
that was located next to my bakery
the town got plump
I chopped them up
and sold them at my meatery
-Veronica
There was an old man from Missouri
who was in a bit of hurry.
When asked "Why the rush?",
he said "Oh just hush!"
in a voice that resounded with fury.
There was a small boy from Toledo
who was known to enjoy a burrito.
He ate them at noon,
sometimes with a spoon
and cut them by using Bushido.
I once knew a woman from Spain,
who often would travel by plane.
On board the jet,
she kept her pet
A creature bestowed with a mane!
-Nick Kinsella
special thanks to paul for recruiting his school chums.
here is one from him:
By the time this is done the library
Will be shut for the night. I am wary
of sneaking inside.
Could I sleep? Would I hide,
thus evading librarian Larry?
-paul (great punctuation by the way)
here are a few about my present situation:
it's limerick week -- princes, robbers, slobs,
are writing these poems in droves and gobs.
but none of them master
the form any faster
by drinking themselves out of coffee-jobs.
--Joanna
fuck all those jerks at wells fargo--
henry, jane, peter, and margo!
their fees are horrific,
severe, and prolific,
when will they ever let moi go? (from debt, that is)
-the always fabulous laura brown
why should you look for a job,
when there's plenty of banks you could rob,
when you take that free money,
tis the land of milk and honey,
till it's taken from you by the mob.
-everyone, zak wrote this one. thats right, zak green.
so, when do i tell my folks
that i lost my job and i am broke,
and i have a tatoo,
and i drink lots of brew?
i'll surely be the cause of a stroke!
-me
8:13 a.m. - 2007-03-23
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