i dont write enough funny entries.
she didnt laugh at my jokes, that is until i hired a fleet full of ninjas to cut her precious teddy bears head off. who's laughing now grandma!?
if i were to change my name i would change it to jack. that way if i were black and i returned somewhere people would say something like "uh oh that black jack is coming back!" and naturally they would say that real loud. so loud in fact that it would wake up all the creatures in the nearby forrest. all of those animals would then be forced to meet together to discuss what they should do about the noise problem. it wouldnt get very far however, because animals cant actually talk. exept for those in disney movies, but i have trouble believing that they would have anything to do with such nonsense being that they are not very smart. although, i hear that the parrot from "aladin" went to yale.
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