sorry that i haven't been able to update more this week. Here are some more limericks!
I once had a friend named Todd,
who told me there was a God.
After he died
he told me he lied.
Tell me if you think this is odd!
-Ben
"Seriously I'm not gay..."
I am a guy with long hair.
People like to point and stare.
I swear I'm not gay,
although some might say,
I've got news I need to share.
"ORANGE & SILVER"
Does anything rhyme with orange?
Sorry, no words rhyme with orange.
What about silver?
No words with silver.
What's up with silver and orange?
"Wishful Thinking"
I am really awesome,
girls around me blossom.
They say, "He's great!"
I say, "It's fate!"
Folks, I'm Daniel Glosson.
"Out of ideas"
Well shoot!
Eat fruit!
Bow!
Now!
Dwight Shrute!
-dan
and here's one from my brother:
my brother you see makes fun of me
because i have no poem to share
this is the best that i got
altough i have not
another by which to compare
not exactly a limerick, but hell, it's close enough.
now a limerick about my brother:
my relationship with my brother was rocky
until we found beer and hockey
now we are friends
until the game ends
and he gloats with his win and mocks me
write me more limericks!
I'll show you my boobs for a limerick!
4:01 p.m. - 2008-03-21
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