poetasting's* the name of the game
for limericists who succeed to be lame
but for ol' Connell, Ryan
my mediocrity's not shyin'
for his holidays I shall not defame
-jessi "limerick king" matthews.
* poetaster: a mediocre poet
so its limerick week!
write me limericks.
post limericks on your blogs.
tell your friends limericks.
tell your friends off in limerick form.
last year, my girlfriend dumped me via limerick.
but i still love limericks.
i love em. i do.
thanks jessi. here are some more from him.
I was once led astray by a mammal
who goes by the name of Joe Camel
I inhale the smoke with much haste
to experience that unlovely taste
which significantly stains my enamel
y'all wanna be just like snoop
and bust flows in a big ass rap group
but y'all will never beat Jesse
cuz his limericks ain't messy
and y'all's words all sound like poop
and now one or two from me (all from last year. i have not yet begun to limericize.)
there once was a woman from maine.
who drove all the men insane.
she wore her skirts to her rear,
owned no brazierre,
too bad she was the size of a train
okay thats all i can find.
write me limericks!
10:27 a.m. - 2006-04-25
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