i was going to write about how much i hate valentine's day today, but have now changed my mind.
this has come from reading my dear friend zak's diary.
(spittingame is the name, dropping thought provoking bombs is the game)
death comes to us all.
probably sooner to me on account that i dont eat right, seldom look before crossing the street, and will probably end up in dept to the mafia before the year is out.
this being the case, here is my list will and testament.
(nothing has extensive as zak's because i really dont own much and i want to be buried with a lot of it.)
my will reads as follows:
now i'm gone to eternal sleep
but i've given you a bunch of crap to keep
i'm quite dead so at my wake
here's the list of the stuff you'll take.
to zak (cyc)green, i leave my movies (with the exception of my vanilla ice ninja turtle rap video which i give to austion harper) as well as my movie camera in the hopes that before i am buried my corpse will be the star of the final "coneenushing film". i could probably play the dead guy, and or, the president of the united states.
to chris (le) rushing, i leave my tv (in order to watch jeopardy)and dvd player, and everything of mine that he has tried to kill me with at some point or another. including that big sword that hangs on my wall and most of my mother's butter knives. i also leave him my dictionary.
to daniel (seat) rhoades, i leave all my comic, fictional, and science fiction books as well as my painting supplies and any article of clothing that he happens to like, with the exception of my chuck taylors which will be dontated to the Ryan Connell heritage musuem.
to austin (wants to be like me and my friends) harper, i leave whatever ciggarettes i happen to have on me at the time of death, my vanilla ice ninja turtle video, and my man purse will all the patches and buttons on it.
to paul (dont have anything to write here) bindel, i leave all of my poetry books (with the exception of rilke's "letters to a young poet), including copies of all my original writings (the originals will be donated to the Ryan Connell heritage musuem)
to cammy (nothing to write here either) walker i leave my subscription to the denver post.
to cindy (my favorite person that i dont know very well)boutelle, i leave her all of my rock cds.
to laura (best writer in the world) mallet, i leave all of my jazz, classical, and ecclectic music cds.
to daniel (dagkyo) whatever his last name is, i leave my capt. america sucks t-shirt as well as rilke's letter's to a young poet. i think its a book he would really enjoy.
to my girlfriend emily, i leave my lucky spider man pen, my journals, my star trek boxers (which she may burn if she chooses) and my camera. hopefully she will be able to devolop that film from halloween which is still inside of it.
all else shall be burned in a ceremony honoring my greatness, after everyone who i have forgotton to mention gets to take three (3) things out of the pile.
this will will more than likely be ammended as i recall other possesions that need to be given away.
all hail the dead guy!
forever and ever amen.
10:40 a.m. - 2005-02-01
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