"we are in pursuit of what retreats" -exerpt from the tao of steve (paraphrased.)
this week i have had a religious conversion.
i am now a steveist.
sure, some may think it abnormal for one to base a religion off of a straight to video B-movie.
i am sure that those same people would agree that any religion built for the purpose of getting girls may come across as a bit shallow.
but these people have not seen the movie "the tao of steve."
since i am relatively certain that most have yet to be enlightened by the divine incarnation on to video, i will now share some tid-bits and a testimonial.
the tao of steve is a philosphy based upon the essence of steve.
steve, of course is the personification of cool. (i.e. steve mcqueen, as well as other steves that i cannot presently think of,)
steve gets the girl.
a steveist is one who aspires to be the steve.
now, i am not about to give away the secrets and core beliefs of steveism (mostly because every girl that is reading this will soon fall prey to its power, and i dont want to give them the upper hand.) but i will say that it works.
although, i must add that i dont actually know that it works, because i havent actually tried it.
i could have tried it out earlier, you see, but i kinda brushed this girl off to watch a movie with my friends.
actually,i have kinda brushed this girl off to watch a movie with my friends for the last four days in a row.
but it was on one of those four days that i recieved my DVD enhanced spirituality.
which means that now, if there are no good movies on and all my friends are busy, i will be getting the ladies left and right!
praise be to steve!
8:53 a.m. - 2004-01-04
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