wednesday night all across the city of dallas and the sorounding area numerous people grudged through the congested icy traffic. upon arriving home they say with icy fristration "man, you would have to be crazy to go out there tonight."
little did they know how true that statement was.
this is a brief synopsis of my wednesday night.
it started with a young man who dresses a lot like the white version of mr.t who talked about doing something completly differant with his music which as it turns out is a lot like the white stripes.
as i was carrying on a conversation with this guy one of my favorite homeless people walked in. his name is stanley and he should be the top of the reasons why not to do drugs list. i have numerous stories about how far gone this cat is, but those must be saved for a later time. he came on this night to give me a blanket that he recieved from a homeless shelter. that was kind of touching inspite of the fact that now some poor homeless guy wont get a blanket because stanley took it from him to give it to me. stanley also brought a friend with him. i greeted him warmly and he asked me if i like rap music. i replied sure and immediatly he began to sing and rap at an incredible volume. the rap (as best as i can recall) went something like this: if i could read your mind then i would see in yo' brain but i cant read your mind so tell me what yo' sayin' he then told me that his name was mastermind and that he was the most powerful person in the universe. i asked him how he become so powerful he replied "now, i didnt know this until i was in prison, but you see, well, have you heard of the enron computer? well, thats the governments biggest satelite. and see, they have had that thing focused on me all of my life." now, since i was still trying to figure out what made him the most powerful person in the universe i asked "so, is it giving you power, or is the government recording what you do?" "no, no man" he replied "they just think i am interesting" soon after this he asked me to be his agent. because he has all this rapping ability but he has a "speech impalement" and henceforth he cant talk to the producers. now, at this point the white mr.t said "hey, the music business is a business man. if you cant do the business then your screwed. its the curse of being creative." now stanley (who up till this point was in the bathroom)who heard the music business talk said. "the music business aint nothing but s___!" he then proceeded to say "the only thing we need is to build up an indian nation!" mr.t said "but your not indian" stanley replied "dont tell me what i am and what i am not, because white people kill and rape, and for all the blood, all the teepees that the white people took, man, we get one of theirs man, but man, they build skyscrapers, those are a lot bigger than teepees man, so thats the only way to get even" then he screamed with all indignation "machines are f___ing evil!" now apparently mr.t is some sort of computer programmer and naturally he became very angry with stanley and they began yelling at one another in some unaudible language. i kept trying to calm them down but to no avail. they were seriously about to get into a fist fight. at this point mastermind looks at me and asks "have you ever seen an indian?" then he began rapping again. this time about being in a prison in indiana, although the lines of the rap mentioned michigan numerous times. well eventually mr.t and stanlely calmed down and i gave mastermind and stanley some week old outback steakhouse leftovers that paul gave me and then they left. but before they did mastermind, the most powerful man in the universe, asked me for a qaurter. so i geuss that makes me more powerful than the most powerful man in the universe. yes, it is right to bow before me
11:44 p.m. - 1997-10-06
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