oooh! i love limerick week! things are going so well! perhaps a haiku week will come soon.
but now, on to the limericks:
Sometimes a girl can be lusty
she's voluptuous, curvy, and busty
but take away beauty
she's no more a cutie
now she's a dike known as rusty
-danielle
C.S. Lewis wrote books about witches,
who claimed they could scrath all your itches,
but you heard it from me,
and Lewis would agree,
they were the coldest of calculating bitches.
I use deoderant so I can smell good,
if I could ditch it I think that I would.
they'd be fine on their own,
if we'd let them alone,
then armpits might smell as they should
-zak
i already have gray hairs
but with a bounce in my step, i climb stairs
working at hastings is gay
too much is to work there a day
i like to write lim'ricks in pairs
this morning i had oatmeal.
but it tasted bad, what's the deal!
i finished it up
then puked in a cup
that story was not even real
-cindy
The Streets
I spend my life on the streets,
breakdancing and dropping mad beats.
It's not all that strange,
to see folks throw change,
on the ground in front of my feet.
Captain America
Worse than the old tyrant Nero,
is the one who hates Cap as a hero.
The truth is far from their sight,
fearing the red, blue and white,
they will never be more than zero
-daniel
there once was a village called tupper
where beggars would sing for their supper.
they sang loud and long
and ended their song
with pleas for brown bread and fresh butter.
-heather
and now, i will try to write one or two while i am sitting here. (i didnt prepare like i should.)
they say that the dangers of pot
is that it will turn your mind to rot
but with it your thinner
and a grammy award winner
so what excuse have you got?
to say captain america is not lame
is to say "hi, i am clearly insane."
"he has no superpowers",
i'd argue for hours,
"and not even much of a brain."
my relationship with my brother was rocky,
until we found beer and hockey.
now, we are friends
until the game ends
when he gloats with his win and mocks me.
write more limericks!
10:25 a.m. - 2006-04-28
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