so when and if i ever become poet laurate of the united states, nay, world, it will be, i think, solely because of limerick week.
there are at least two people who didnt even know what a limerick was before the festivities began who have now participated, and its only wednesday!
oh what glorious fun!
here are some more contributions:
Realizing my stupidity,
lacking all validity,
wondering if I would be alright,
I discoverd this website,
seeking credibility
-daniel (dagkyo.diaryland.com)
"The Three and a Half Verse Sister Manifesto of Death"
I once knew a man named Mike,
my sister he'd met and did like.
And when push came to shove,
though I did it with love,
I pierced his young head with a spike.
So his body now rests in my cellar,
his skin has turned all white and yeller,
but my sister found out,
So I tore her heart out,
reaffirming why I couldn't tell her.
My sweet mother cried for she missed her,
to soothe her I bent down and kissed her.
now she cries to this day,
and it'd all be ok,
if it weren't for my damned dirty sister.
oh, the trouble and scorn,
wish she'd never been born,
my poor dirty whore of a sister
-zak, the bynx/sponser, green (spittingame.diaryland.com)
and now a few from me:
once said the dear sweet laura,
if i made up a limerick it'd bore ya
so instead what i'll do
is draw a picture for you
which is why, dear laura, i adore ya.
sometimes customers are rude.
they complain, they whine, they brood.
but a fixed cappuccino
from drug dealer gino
would put them in a much better mood.
they keep moving tables and chairs.
because, "hey, its starbucks. who cares?"
but what they dont see
is frustrated me,
wishing i could train killer bears.
there was a young wizard named harry
who a lot of christians found scary
so they gave fans dirty looks
burned all of his books
now, of whom should we be wary?
write me more limericks!
11:44 a.m. - 2006-04-26
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