as i am presently lamenting the loss of my job (long story) i am not really in that limericky of a mood.
however, i am committed to this cause and will still post all submitted limericks.
i just wanted you to know that i am not really feeling it today.
write me limericks!
cheer me up!
There once was a girl from Amarillo
Who used to prop up her ass with a pillow
All the dudes would go deep
Digging for pink gold in the sheets
But she never told them she packed it with Jell-O!
-the rather enjoyable steffen
harry potter will come out this summer
if i miss it, it'll sure be a bummer
i'll first read the book
we'll scope out the crook
perhaps there will be a new comer
i traded my phone for a cherry
some say it's a fruit or a berry
it doesn't matter to me
cause i got it for free
ask if it's good and i'll answer with "very"
-the lovely danielle
I was starting to think it was hot,
my friends told me that it was not,
oh, why do I perspire?
shit, my face is on fire,
it wasn't the sun like I thought.
I have an old friend named Chris,
who when I don't see him I miss,
so I moved to L.A.,
just to see him someday,
but he gives me the continual diss.
-zak green: movie star
on the corner of 5th and Gold there is a man
asking us to give all we can
he's dirty, has a beard and wild hair
clothes he's given is what he will wear
from this harmless fellow, i ran.
-the fabolous cynthia
the fact that i am irish is true
so i had a pre-work st. paddies day brew
but from my job i was excused
just because i showed up boozed
what else did they expect me to do?
-honestly unemployed me
send me more limericks!
11:52 a.m. - 2007-03-20
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