since it is the morning after a, lets say, rather eventful st. patties, i plan to keep my intro short.
it's the second day of limerick week.
send me more limericks.
i love them so.
here, for your perousal, are yesterday's submissions:
I have a friend far away
who who had very witty things to say
I think he should move here
So we can all be near
How about moving in may?
-josh (a friend who is trying to get me to move to portland)
I was skipping in the rain.
Getting sideways looks like I was insane.
Then off the curb mid-skip,
My clumbsy ass decided to slip.
So I lied laughing in the middle of the lane.
-tanya (or is it tonya? tawnya? lois?)
I breathe in Los Angeles smog,
the air tisn't fit for a dog,
but if I squint just right,
close my eyes pretty tight,
it looks like a cool mountain fog.
-zak (he is a movie star)
and now two from brand new contributor dana:
I like to eat fun dip
It puts your mind on a trip
two sticks three flavors,
they should give it to ravers,
I want to eat it till I'm in my crypt
Yes, like many I wear glasses
Like a lot of huddled masses
They broke one day,
I didnt want to pay,
Maybe I will wait till my bad eyesight passes
lastly, here is mine:
last night i was the irish stallion
i drank guiness, not by pint, but by gallon
but the way my head feels pounded
its like i'm sorrounded
by a vast marching battalion.
send me more limericks.
i am going to bed.
9:09 a.m. - 2007-03-18
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