You can be in a bad mood, and all you have to whisper is "I'm PMSing" and then you can pout and sulk to your heart's content without people asking you repeated "what's wrong? Are you alright?" They will know to leave you the fuck alone... even if pmsing isn't your reason for being moody. They don't have to know and won't ask.
You get to eat large amounts of chocolate and most people will just nod and understand rather than look to see how fat you're getting. You're expected to be bloated during that time of the month.
You can cry for no reason at all and no one will suggest that you go see a psychiatrist for depression (well, maybe some of us can get away with this one, but not all).
You have another excuse to take hot baths and stay in the bathroom for hours on end (does anyone else find the bathroom comforting or is that just me?).
You can also gross some guys out by describing the process in detail, even if you're just making it up. All your odd behavior will just be chalked up to wacked out hormones (just make sure you tell them that).
You don't have to smile all day or at all if you're so inclined (who ever said that frowning takes more muscles than smiling is a liar).
They make good drugs to take away the cramps.
Along with cramps, you get other symptoms that are similar to being sick: backaches, headaches, neckaches, tiredness, etc. So, if you play it right, you can call into work sick. (For the record, I have never done this myself.. Really, I'm not lying).
So.. there you have it.
- Alsii
P.S. Don't miss the entry one back.. Papo dear has such exciting news!!
*Note: When I was fretting about what to write (only nominally), this is the first thing that came to mind. I haven't the slightest idea why. It just seemed to fit for some reason.
11:34 a.m. - 2005-06-09
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