wal-mart.
this, i thought, would be my new scene.
i would be a guy who hangs out at wal-mart.
it makes a lot of sense when you think about it.
it is far more accesible than some elitist music venue.
there is never a cover charge (unless you cant those fireman holding boots by the door around the fourth of july)
there is an endlesss supply of food, music and clothing.
and of course there is that urban legend that hot girls need to buy stuff from time to time.
(i wasnt sure if that last one was true, but i was willing to give it a shot)
so, on sunday night i went to wal-mart.
i quickly realized that the store in and of itself was not enough to create a scene.
there needed to be something more.
maybe some sort of game involved.
i tried counting those yellow faces that announce a sell on a particular item.
(i gave up at around sixty two)
i tried asking random questions to the night stockers.
("have you had these crackers? what about these? have you had these crackers here? do you even eat crackers?")
i gave a brief attempt at playing hide and seek with myself.
(i was too good. i could never find me.)
but i eventually gave up and went back to the electronics section.
and while perousing the endless selection of toby keith cds, i thought, this isnt my scene either.
there had to be something for me inbetween emo and wal-mart and i was determined to find it.
i bought myself some crackers and pepporoni and then headed for my car.
as the cashier thanked me for my purchase, i shot her a strong glance and told her
"yeah, but this doesnt mean that i am a wal-marter or anything. maybe i just like some of your stuff okay. god, quit labeling me."
and so the search for a scene continues
1:59 p.m. - 2004-09-13
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