my roomate: "so how is that hotgirl doing?"
me: "wait, do you mean the hotgirl, the girl that i am in love with, or the girl that i am kind of dating?"
RM (short for roomate): i didnt know you were dating that girl, i just thought you talked on the phone every once in a while."
me: "we are at like six hours a week, man. thats like a freaking part time job."
RM: "thats not alot ryan. most people talk like six hours a day when they are in a long distance relationship."
me: "its too much as it is. i feel the ball and chain bringing me down causing a drowning sensation.
RM: "so how can you be in love with someone while dating someone else?"
me: "let me give you a little insight into my world. i am in love with almost everygirl i know. seriously. i could give you a list right now of ten girls who, if they were to call me up and profess their love for me, i would marry almost instantly. some of these girls i have barely even talked to."
RM: so they have no idea that you love them?"
me: "of course not! that would ruin everything. a real relationship would mean that i would not only have to delete imaginary relationships 2 through ten out of my head, but i would also have to invest actual time and energy into the thing. no thank you. give me a life of movies and books and solitude with nothing but the occasional masturbatury incident to tide over my sexual drive."
RM: "thats hilarious"
me: "no, its actually really, really, pathetically sad."
i had a point in the writing of this, but it somehow got lost.
i should have taken more time to edit the conversation. leaving only the parts that had some kind of insight into my life.
the above conversation went on for about an hour.
my roomate even confessed to becoming like me.
though as he said "i dont mean to do it! it really even kind of pisses me off."
i then told him to try not to copy my patterns with girls on account that at least one of us should get married and be happy.
he went into the other room
i read some emily dickinson
end of story.
now, if only i could think of a reason to actually put this story up on my diary.
nope, got nothing.
oh well, people will read anything.
10:29 a.m. - 2004-07-19
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