wow. must be a lot of people on diaryland now.
its taken me two days (actually, more like two hours in a span of two days) to be able to update.
crazy.
so i have again decided that i am stupid, and have fallen back to the idea of hiring a relational manager.
this person would be in charge of my love life and would basically just tell me what to do.
i know that most managers work for a percentage, but we would have to work something else out, on account that having a percentage of a girlfriend would be a little weird. not to mention that it would be a little too much like a 1980's romantic comedy.
actually, now that i think about it, this whole idea is very much like a romantic comedy. which, in that case, the manager will be allowed to have a percentage of the girl that he/she helps me to fall in love with.
of course if the girl falls in love with the manager who was hired to help me attain said girl (which will most surely happen) the deal, as well as the friendship between the manager and i, will most surely be off.
at least until the end of the second act, when the girl will realize the whole situation; become offended by the manager and i treating her like a piece of property, and leave us both.
causing one of us to go after her and make her fall in love with one of us again.
the only thing is, i cant figure out which one of us will go.
it will probably be the manager. there is no way that i could end up being the hero in all this, especially since i am pale and skinny and had to hire someone to help me get a date.
no, i will be the loser, the bad guy, the bafoon, but only until the third act wherien i will tell the manager to "go after her, man. she deserves someone like you."
and he will go after her.
and they will be in love.
and i will be where i started.
but maybe i will have learned something in the process.
or maybe i will still be unwise and continue to send emotional, semi-romantic e-mails to girls who have boyfriends.
or maybe i wont let the manager just walk away with the girl. maybe i will try to fight him, claiming that "she's mine, you stole her from me!" and then maybe something embarrassing will happen and i will end up crying to myself covered in some kind of food.
either way, it will make for an interesting couple of weeks.
if you want to be the manager of my love life, please send me a list of your qualifications as soon as possible.
thank you
8:36 a.m. - 2004-06-11
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