i saw a solitary pubic hair form a perfect letter e today insidde of my work's toilet.
i am sure this means something.
but what? and with whom?
my roomate is cleaning all around me.
wiping counters, washing dishes, refilling ice trays.
i suppose i should help him.
i am glad that we dont always do what we should.
ugh, lately i have been feeling bad about being funny.
it seems as if thats all i am now.
ryan the funny guy.
well, maybe i dont want to be funny.
maybe i want to be dark and mysterious.
eccentric and brooding.
i want to be whatever gets you to date me.
and after a discussion i had with some ladies tonight, about which guy on gilligan's island was sexiest (the professor? come on! gilligan had SOME good qualities.), i have come to the conclusion that maybe girls dont dig us thin, dorky guys that much after all.
of course, this is not all about girls.
and i do understand that there are a lot of girls that do go for guys like me (my mom tells me so all the time).
all i am saying is that i wish people would realize that i can be a serious (and sultry) individual when i want to be.
hell, i am sure that even gilligan could make a phone out of a coconut, if he wanted to.
you see, gilligan and i, we just dont want to build coconut phones. its not like they could get anyone off of the island.
though it did seem to attract alot of guest stars.
10:56 p.m. - 2004-05-20
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