i have taught the dog to fetch.
i am proud.
over the entire course of this last weekend i have been taking mental notes of all that went on.
the purpose: to write a informative and entertaining entry about my trip to oklahoma.
now, of course, the problem is that i have way too much to write about, and so many different ways to write them.
i am tempted to just give the highlights, but to me that would seem unfair.
it was a great weekend and you should know about it.
but hey, if life was fair we would get a ticket everytime we sped.
so here are the highlights.
we drove twelve hours to get there.
we watched memento on the way.
the dog barked for at least two hours non-stop.
we stayed with a couple named chuck and irene, books could be written about their eccentricities.
they have clocks all over the house, all set to different times, none of which were accurate.
i really enjoyed them alot.
we went to do an interactive worship/arts event in backwater oklahoma.
its a funny thought, funnier when in practice.
no painters showed up.
most of the musicians didnt show up.
no people showed up.
we had a sincerely good time.
there was, i think, fifty people including the band.
but those fifty people were into it man.
i read poetry.
chuck read cowboy poetry.
we played hand percussion like were crossbred between gypsies and hippies.
"gypsies and hippies" kinda rhymes.
we were described as bohemian.
these young girls sayed that i reminded them of lindsay lohan.
lindsay lohan is a girl.
a little girl.
i am apparently alot like lindsay lohan.
someone also told me that i should be a "professional christian rapper."
i thanked them and walked away.
we had coffee and snacks.
we drove twelve hours back.
we watched twenty-one grams.
we got pulled over and ticketed for speeding while watching twenty-one grams.
the ticketing officer was the most attractive policewoman i have ever seen.
i promise that i will speed everytime i drive through clayton new mexico, just to see her again.
we arrived home at one-thirty in the morning.
i went to work eight hours later.
thats my story.
hope it wasnt too long.
8:07 a.m. - 2004-04-06
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