i've got to start reading more books on the "how to" of meeting girls,
penthouse letters is just too impractical.
no busty co-ed has moved in next door.
my dentist is not attractive.
i am not a buff farm boy visiting the city for the first time.
which is why my strategy must be changed.
i have developed a three step program that is sure to improve my success rate immensely.
step 1: start taking showers.
step 2: leave the house.
step 3: start talking to girls.
once these steps are in place,.....well, they will be in place,
and so will i,
and so will she,
it will be magical.
todays agenda:
give blood for money.
watch woody allen movie.
in that order.
i really wish i could be selling plasma, it seems to be the more profitable of the blood selling genre, but alas there is no such plasma center (or if i was british "centre") in colorado springs.
thats why i have settled for plain old ordinary blood.
my biggest fear right now is that i will accidentally go into a blood donation center/centre and give my blood away for free.
that would suck.
i need my drug money!
and of course by drugs i mean mountain dew and reese's pieces.
and hey, maybe at the blood bank there will be this super foxy nurse.
i can see it now....
"i used to think your letters were all contrived, that is until i saw nurse loretta...."
oooh, yeah
9:32 a.m. - 2004-03-30
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