so i concocted a list as to why i dont have a girlfriend.
but then i erased it, because
1. it wasnt that funny
2. its exactly that kind of obsessive reverse narcissisistic, self depreciation that keeps me away from finding my true love.
but just for the heck of it here are a few reasons why no girl is wearing my class ring.
the shallow:
1. i am way too good looking
2. i have dirty fingernails. (this is apparently a big deal amongst females. although it cant be that big of a deal since most mechanics get ladies.)
3. i am only attractive to girls under eighteen and college educated middle aged men.
4. i am too liberal for the christian girls and too clean cut for the crazies
the deep:
1. low self image= i dont think i deserve a girlfriend.
2. inexperience= i dont know what a romantic relationship entails or how to pursue one.
3. too caught up with the idea of having a girlfriend. i have these high unreal standards based mostly on hollywood, children's books and ben and j-lo.
4. i spend most of my time on a computer instead of talking to girls.
so, thats my list. but i am sure that there are alot more reasons why i dont have a girl.
and i am sure that if i knew what those reasons were i would have corrected them.
1:36 a.m. - 2003-09-06
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