limerick week: day five
ah, limericks!
aren't they great?
here are some more for you:
An English chap wanted a lay,
Apprehending a wench she did say:
"A lay is a ditty
unhand either titty"
And, sullen, he went on his way
-an anonymous chap
Fired from my job in Columbine
For drinking Guinness, Old Bushmills and cheap wine
To the drugstore I'd go -
For cold coffee, prep H and smokes
From the girl who's been diddling daddy since grade 9
-steffen (solidarity, brother!)
there has to be something amiss
about a guy who wont write about his sis
c'mon whats the deal
its like i'm not even real
i cant imagine a greater diss
my brother thinks he's a stud
but comics and poems? your a dud!
but if your cool like me
you'll join a sorority
and watch hotties wrestle in mud!
-my clearly adoring little sister
yesterday i posted a bulletin saying that i will make out with any one that writes me a limerick, here is the response i got:
All I'm looking is for a smile, a wink
We could have fun together...I think
I'd tell you how cute you are
And we'd exchange witty coments in your car
Give it a chance and our souls could link
-lois
it's "anyone WHO," ryan dear
alas, it is just as i fear
in a nation this great
a true first-power state,
grammar study has fled to the rear.
-miss brown: english teacher
here is one about me:
he then arrived smelling of beer,
his motives for this are unclear,
but I'm sure he will see,
that it's he and not me,
with a story to last him all year.
and here's a few from me from last year:
my relationship with my brother was rocky,
until we found beer and hockey.
now, we are friends
until the game ends
when he gloats with his win and mocks me.
they say that the dangers of pot
is that it will turn your mind to rot
but with it your thinner
and a grammy award winner
so why not give it a shot?
there was a young wizard named harry
who a lot of christians found scary
so they gave fans dirty looks
burned all of his books
now, of whom should we be wary?
write me more limericks!
8:07 a.m. - 2007-03-21
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