arrogant poet andrew
said, "hell, limericks are easy to do"
but he became confused
with the short poem's rules
and ended up writing haiku.
yes, yes, it is that magical time of year.
the third annual limerick week has now begun.
this a giant community collaboration open to any and everyone.
write limericks.
send me limericks.
eat
breath
die
limericks.
write them everywhere
about anything
just send them to me
hoorah! limericks!
here are some from last year:
I was once led astray by a mammal
who goes by the name of Joe Camel
I inhale the smoke with much haste
to experience that unlovely taste
which significantly stains my enamel
-jessie matthews
there once was a woman from maine.
who drove all the men insane.
she wore her skirts to her rear,
owned no brazierre,
too bad she was the size of a train
-me
I use deoderant so I can smell good,
if I could ditch it I think that I would.
they'd be fine on their own,
if we'd let them alone,
then armpits might smell as they should
-zak green
Captain America
Worse than the old tyrant Nero,
is the one who hates Cap as a hero.
The truth is far from their sight,
fearing the red, blue and white,
they will never be more than zero
-daniel
to say captain america is not lame
is to say "hi, i am clearly insane."
"he has no superpowers",
i'd argue for hours,
"and not even much of a brain."
-me again
write me limericks.
post them.
send them here.
8:36 a.m. - 2007-03-17
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